My dad is a writer. Who specialized in adventure.
Ben : This is Benjamin Mee. I am surrounded by hundreds,
probably thousand of killer bees.
If I
wasn’t wearing this suit, I would be dead in an instant!
Ben : My I have your attention, please?
He interviewed dangerous dictators
Dictator : Take this message to that American cowboy. We
alreday gave a 10 billlion dollar oil credit to China.
Swallow that, Mr. Danger!
Ben : What’s your favourite movie?
Dictators : Toy story.
The first or the second one?
Follower : Segunda
He even flew into the center of Hurricane Charley. It was category 4 storm
Ben : How far are we from the eye?
Pilot : About two minute
Co-pilot : This hurricane, sir,
Ben : Tell me when it gets severe!
He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure, backward and
forwards.
But nothing prepared for this one.
Ben : Come on, come on. We’re late, guys.
Let’s
go, come on.
Come
on, come on. We’re really late.
Rossie : Dad, can you get my hair?
Ben : Yeah
Dylan : Dad i’ll just get waffles
Ben : No, no, no I want you to have eggs, man.
We
have time. You need the protein.
Dylan : We don’t have time
Rossie : Mama always gave me almond milk
Dylan : Dad, you didn’t read the label.
You didn’t read the label.
These aren’t gluten free.
Ben : will you do that?
Dylan : I can’t eat these!
Ben : Did anybody even say good morning?
Hello,
Benjamin Mee
Dylan : Take your thing!
Lokk, Dad, the dog!
Don’t step on..
Ben : Hi, buddy
Hi,
Sharon
No, I
can’t.. I can’t go hiking.
It’s
just not a great time for me.
Sharon : Okay. Okay.
Listen, I’m gonna call again tomorrow.
Ben : Okay, thank you.
Sharon : Great!
Rossie : Where’s our lunches?
Ben : What is on your feet?
Rossie : Reinder slippers.
Ben : Look, I am the one who gets the emails about your
lack of effort, man. Okay?
You
either know where the book is or you don’t.
Dylan : Dad, it’s whatever.
Look, I’ll
know it when I get to school.
Ben : You know what?
“Whatever”
is the laziest word of the 20th century, all right?
I’m.. I;ve had it with “whatever”.
I don’t
want to hear it again in this century ever again.
“Whatever” is over.
Rossie : He says it all the time. He won”t have anything
left to say in this century.
Ben : I’m not lettin’ you out of the car till I get a new
word.
You know,
you gotta focus, man.
If you
focused as much on your homework as you do on your artwork, you’d have it all.
But as it is..
Dylan : Dad, I finished The Seventh Tower.
Ben: ...You’re gonna get an F
Dylan : Pernicious.
Ben : Thank you.
Good word.
Dylan : Dad. Nobody’s gonna give an F to a kid whose mom
died six months ago.
Rossie : What does perni.. pern.. pernicious mean?
Ben : It’s causing insidious harm or ruin.
Causing damage.
Dylan : Get out, get out, get out.
Ben : Keep goin’, guys, come on.
Dylan : Dad!
Ben : Oh man, alll right
I’ll get you a new.. I’ll get you a new
bag.
Come on, sweety. Come on.
Okay, where did Mom get the backpacks?
Women : Mr. Mee?
Dylan : Just don’t worry about it.
Ben: Hi. Oh, okay.
Women : I thought maybe..
Ben : Here you go, guys.
Here’s
your bag, sweetheart. Here.
There’s one, there’s two, all right. Good bye. Bye honey.
Rossie : Bye, Dad!
Ben : Bye, hon!
Women : I thought maybe.. It’s lasagna. Dinner for three.
Ben : Great, thank you.
Women : Or four.
Ben : You know, my brother is actually coming for dinner
tonight.
So
that’s perfect.
And
i’ll get the dish back to you within the week.
Women : In time. In time.
Ben : In time, then.
Rossie : Bye, Dad.
Ben : Bye sweetheart.
Duncan: Benjamin, I’ve arrived at a thought.
Ben : Tell me, Dunc.
Duncan: I believe you should court the girl we met at
Jamba Juice.
She’s
stunner.
Ben : She keeps callin’ me to go hiking.
Duncan: Benjamin, hike her.
All right, Let’s see.
Ben : Cerrado.
Duncan : Yeah, looks like Bernie’s closed for
renovations. Which means Bernie’s hung over.
Ben : Is she a stunner?
I
mean, is that what they call a stunner now?
I
mean, what do i know?
I was
spoiled. I had the real thing.
Duncan: Well, what else do we have around here?
Got Little Dom’s.
Ben : No.
Duncan: Hey.
Ben : Nope. No.
Duncan : Look. The world is gonna get very small if you
don’t go to any of the places where you and Katherine used to go.
Ben : I met her there.
Duncan: Man, I’m sorry. That’s right.
Ben : It’s all right, man.
You
know, I gotta get back anyway.
Want to just do it next week?
Duncan : Look, You gotta let a little sunlight in. Okay?
Human
interaction is a good thing.
Take
it from a guy who spent six months on a commercial fishing boat in Bali trying
to find himself. Remember that?
Yeah.
And you know what I found?
I
missed people. So just do me a favor. Attempt to start over.
Ben : I shall try to start over.
Duncan : You’re handsome!
Ben : Hey-a, so are you!
Duncan : All right. I love you,my brother.
Ben : I love you, too, man.
Duncan : You’re a good guy.
Sunlight.
Human
interaction.
Ben : Got it!
Duncan : Joy.
Ben : All right, McGinty, so get this.
I go to the volcano eruption site.
And I take the kids.
And I write about the end of the world from
the point of view of the generation that’s gonna save it.
And we do a whole thing about how life is
elemental, and all the software, and laptops, and apps in the
world aren’t gonna change that. And we call it.. You ready?
iPocalypse,
Boss : Wow. Just Wow.
Ben : It’s good, right?
I mean, I think it could be a series, like
the killer bees.
Boss : That is bold stuff.
Ben : You’re not gonna say yes, are you?
Boss : No. Listen.
I think
we should give you an online column.
That way,
you’ll be protected.
This is
the way we live now.
If the
paper goes down or gets sold, you’ll stilll be safe. You’ll be viral.
Ben : Don’t keep me around out of..
Boss : I am not!
Ben : Out of symphaty. I mean, I hate symphaty. I’m sick
of symphaty.
Boss : I know.
You know
what? Bad things happen. You just keep going.
Ben : I quit.
Boss : Benjamin. You lost your wife, man.
In some
quarters, symphaty would be considered the appropriate response.
Ben : No, I’m not gonna sit around here and spin my
wheels and live in a state of sponsored pity.
Boss : Please! Let me lay you off so you can get the
benefits!
Ben : That’s more symphaty! No! I quit.
And I love you. And those patched elbows
Boss : You’re killi,’ me.
Ben : I’ll miss you
Boss : Text me.
Ben : (phone ringing) Benjamin Mee
Ben : Classy. Real classy.
Dylan : They left the cashbox right on the counter.
It was
kind of their fault if you think about it.
Ben : That’s three suspensions in one semester.
That’s gotta be some kind of record.
Dylan : Yeah, well, maybe I’ll get a prize.
Ben : Could you possibly be making a joke right now?
Jesus,
that is annoying!
Dylan : Dad, stop
Ben : No, I can fix it.
Dylan : Dad, here he come..
Ben : Frame’s a little loose. I...just give me one
second.
Teacher : I’m fine with my squeaky window, Mr. Mee.
In fact, I rather enjoy it.
Besides today’s theft, there’s a darkness
here that we need to deal with.
Mr. Devereaux, Dylan’s art teacher, wanted
you to see his wall mural.
Teacher : We encourage creativity at the school.
There’s a nice treatment of the word
“love”.
A whimsical potraiture of recycling.
A hard-hitting expose about world peace.
Here is the great Bob Marley. Though we
don’t endorse all that he stood for.
Sunflower. And guess which one is your
son’s.
We’re
a three-strike school, Mr. Mee, and today was his fourth strike.
I’m sorry. We have to expel Dylan.
But, as one parent to another, I,, I would
examine his inner life.
Ben : Let’s go.
Dylan : It’s like he was expelling me for my artwork.
Ben : I can almost live with the artwork.
I mean, if Charles Manson needed a personal
muralist, you’d be the guy.
But no, he didn’t expel you because of the
artwork.
He expelled you because you stole. You stole!
It breaks my heart.
Rossie : Dad someday you’re gonna have to eat some of
that lasagne. Or throw it away.
Ben : Hey, why didn’t you go to Sadie’s for the play
date, sweetie?
Rossie : No reason. Lots to do here.
Ben : Hey Rossie, am I doin’ anything right?
Rossie : You’re handsomer than the other dads.
Lots of
them don’t have hair. So that’s good.
Ben : Awesome. I’m gonna take baldness off my list of
things to worry about.
Rossie : Good.
Rossie : Daddy, I can’t sleep. The neighbors again.
Ben : Come on.
Rossie : their happy is too loud.
Realtor : It’s a new day for you Mr. B
We have a full day of house hunting planned.
And I
think you’ll be very excited at what’s available.
Ben : We just want new. We want new...
New everything. New opportunities, new
schools, just new.
Realtor : In the current economic environtment,
You’re gonna find that now, the buyer is now
the king.
Ben : But what I’m hopin’ for is like a big backyard.
Substansial, you know, just rolling hills.
Realtor: It’s gonna be very hard to find rolling hills in
the city.
It just.. It’s just not available!
Ben : Right, well..
I mean, stationary hills. We..
The hills don’t have to roll, right, honey?
Rossie : Yeah?
Ben : Just new.
Realtor: Know what? It’s all about new.
People love new. I love new, I’m new!
Excuse my language, but I’m new.
Ben : All right.
Realtor : Hell I’m new.
Ben : I’m glad you’re excited about it.
Realtor : You know? I’m excited about new stuff.
Ben : Good.
Realtor : New is the new old.
Ben : New.
Realtor : New, new, new.
Ben : New.
Rossie : I like you.
Realtor : I like you, too, Rosie.
Rossie : I wish Dylan had come with us. This is fun.
Realtor : I wish Dylan were here, too.
The more, the merrier.
That’s what I always say, right?
Rossie : Our mommy died.
Realtor : Oh, wow.
My condolences go out to you and your family,
Mr. Mee.
Uh,
wow.
Ben : Sweetheart, Mr. Stevens is a stranger, honey.
He didn’t know Mommy.
Rossie : I know, but he should have.
Realtor : Oh, oh, oh, oh..
Just knowing you, Rosie, right now,
I love your mom.
I love her. You know how I picture her?
I picture your face on a grown lady.
Ben : How long you been doin’ this job?
Realtor : First day. It’s my first day.
Ben : Really?
Realtor : Hell, yeah. First day.
And so, our aventure begins.
Rossie : Hmm. No.
Never
Almost
Ben : Not quite.
Realtor : We are now running out of options.
Rossie : Dad.
Realtor : Listen, what...
I mean, what would we do with 18acres?
I’m gonna be honest with you.
The Rosemoor property has some challenges.
Ben : Well, what doesn’t?
Realtor : True, but this situation..
I want to offer the word “unique”.
Ben: Wait a second. Is that it?
Realtor : Yes.
Rosie.
And...
Look.
Ben : You don’t have to take a picture, Rosie
Rosie : Why not?
Ben : ‘Cause we’re gonna live here.
Realtor : Mr. Mee, we have to talk, okay?
Let’s not rush into things. Let’s not...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, Mr. Mee, right now,
I think we’re jumpin’ the gun.
Ben : This is exactly what we’ve been looking for.
Realtor : Well, let’s nt get ahead of ourselves.
Let’s... let’s just take it all in the first.
Don’t take a gift that’s not given to you
yet, now. All right?
Ben : This place is perfect.
Why didn’t
you mention it earlier?
Realtor : Well, that’s a bit complicated.
Ben : Well, complicated’s okay.
Complicated can be great.
We love complicated, right?
Rosie : Mmm-hmm.
Ben : What’s so complicated about this place?
Realtor : Well, you see, it’s a... It’s a...
Ben : What is it?
Realtor : It has complications to it, Mr. Mee.
And (Lion is mengaum)..
It’s a zoo.
Ben : A zoo?
Realtor : It’s a zoo.
Rosie : Yay.
Realtor : It was a fully function.
Whoo..
Okay.
Ben : Man..
Realtor : Totally scary.
This
was a fully functioning zoo until two years ago.
Then
it was shut down.
The
estate’s been maintaining it for now, you know, just to keep it up.
Keep
it goin’. You know?
Ben : Well, I mean, could I, you know, buy the property
and then just relocate the animals?
Realtor : Well, actually, the estate is sellin’ the
property with the stipulation that whoever comes on board and buys the property is going to care
and maintain these endangered animals.
Ben : Oh, come on.
Realtor: And then there’s the remaining staff on board
and, you know.
If no one buys this property soon, these
animals will probably have to be..
Ben : Well.
Realtor : Well.
Ben : Thanks. I mean, I don’t know anything about
anilmals and zoos.
I mean, it’s a..
Realtor : It is.
Ben : It is what it is.
Realtor : It is what it is.
Sometimes you don’t know what it is until you
see what it is.
You
know? Once you see what it is. Then you can figure out, is it what it is?
You
understand?
Ben : No, but we can move on.
Realtor : Yeah.
It’s
just.. It’s just too bad.
Ben : Yeah.
So we keep on loookin’. Right, Rosie?
Realtor : Yeah.
Ben : Great, I keep her home from school one day and she
gets eaten!
Rosie : Hey, you want some food?
Are you
hungry? I think so.
Ben : Boy, it’s a shame we.. We can’t just..
Realtor : You must like it.
Rosie : I like your feathers.
I like
yours on your head. And I like your.. your.. No?
I’m
gonna live here. I’m gonna keep you.
You look
like my brother Dylan.
Ben: They’re gonna.. They’re gonna get all you crackers.
Duncan: I said “human” interaction.
This is what happens when people have a you-know-what
occur in their lives.
They wake up one day and they say,
“I’m gonna quit my job and try something
completely different with my life.”
But then they wake up another day.
And they say to themselves, “Thank God, my
older brother didn’t let me blow Dad’s inheritance by buying a broken-down zoo in
the country, nine miles from the nearest
Target store.”
Ben : But maybe my older brother didn’t see this place.
Duncan : Gracias, Lupe.
Ben : Look, This is.. This is simple destiny.
The place makes 75% of its revenue in the
summertime.
If i can get an inspection set for the end of
June, right?
I’ll be open by July.
It’s only February right now.
It’s a lot of work, but I think I can do it.
Duncan,
you should have seen Rosie.
Duncan: Look, do.. I’m beggin’ you, do what people do. Go
to Vegas.
Lose a little bit of money.
Or do
what I did, when Sheila left me.
Ben : Start handicappin’ horses?
Duncan : Well, now, that was a little misguided.
Ben: Go into the commercial shrimping bussines ad call
myself Captain Dunk.
Start cliff diving in Acapuco at the age of
38.
Duncan : I miss Sheila, man.
Ben : I know, man, I know.
Duncan : All right, forget that. Forget all that.
Don’t do what I did. Travel the stages of
grief.
Yet, stop just before zebras get
involved.
Ben : It’s only two zebras. And a lio. And a jaguar. And
47 other species, seven of which are endangered.
And all of them are saved the second we make
this deal.
The kids are gonna be so psyched.
Duncan : Really? Psyched?
Ben: Yeah
Duncan : Are they really gonna be psyched?
Dylan : You’re freakin’ kidding me! It’s a zoo!
Ben : Well yeah. Look, these animals need somebody to
rescue them.
Dylan : The.. The animals need to be..
Dad, my friens are here! Our life is here!
Ben : Whoa! Man, yoy got expelled! All right?
What am I gonna do?
What am i supposed to..
What, I’m gonna home-school you?
Dylan : No.
Ben : Right. So what did we talk about?
A new place. A new start.
Dylan : This is what you want. It’s not what I want!
Ben : What!
Dylan : It’s a zoo. I’mmoving to a zoo.
Rosie : We bought a zoo!
Ben : Yes, we did. We did buy a zoo. Give me some fork.
All right, let’s let this shirt start
over!
Okay, two more left.
A good one. Oldie but a goodie.
What do you think?
Rosie : Mommy used to wear that sometimes.
Ben : She did. This was a..
It started
out as mine, but she kind of adopted it.
But i’s got rips and everything
everywhere.
Tough to give some og these things away,
right?
Keep it?
Rosie : It’s time. Let that sweatshirt start over.
Ben : Let it start over. Okay. This is it.
Last item.
Rosie : Never. That, we’re keeping!
Ben : Okay.
Rosie : We’re here.
Ben : Come on, guys.
Grap a
box, man. Go, go get a box.
Hey, this
stuff can go to the kitchen.
Got it,
thank you. Hey, look happy. Smile.
Have you
even been inside yet?
Okay,
guys, this is the whole storage side of the house!
And we got
a back door to the kitchen.
That is a
new smell! Wow!
What is
that coming from?
Rosie!
Come here, look! Dead rats!
See, this
is all the snake food, right?
Dylan : I miss our home.
Ben : And what we do.. Dyl, check this out.
What we do..
They’re
frozen, I guess, and you feed ‘em to the snakes.
Kelly : Hi. Kelly Foster, Head Zookeeper.
Ben : Right
Kelly : This is Robin Jones. Peter Macready.
Peter : Yep
Kelly : Robin’s our craftman.
And
that’s Crystal, our capuchin.
And
Peter is our visionary.
He built
the enclosures that set the standards for modern zoos all across America.
Peter : And the world.
Kelly : Yeah, and the world, yes.
And
Peter and Robin do..
Well,
they basically do everything.
Except
for the books and the telephone.
That’s
Rhonda over there.
Ben : Hi.
Kelly : This is my cousin Lily. She’s 13.
She
can’t legally work here, so we pay her cash under the table out of my salary.
Ben : Hi, Lily.
Kelly : She’s being home schooled.
She
lives on the property. Works at the Jaguar. That’s it.
It’s just
us, Mr. Mee.
Ben : Well it’s great to meet you all of you. I’m
benjamin.
This is
Rosie, my daughter.
And my
big boy, Dylan
And our
dog, Leon.
And this
is our zoo now, I guess.
Love the
ouse, smells and all. Right?
So I
would like to declare us all modern-day adventurers.
And
sponsors of animal greatness.
Okay,
terrific. Let’s go.
Dylan : Dad?
Ben : Yep, got it.
Rosie : Can we see the otters?
I’d love
to see the otters. And the snakes, and the monkeys.
Lily : How old are you?
Dylan : Fourteen, I guess.
Kelly : So, when you get a second, there’s a couple
things I need to go over with you about the upcoming inspection.
Ben : Yeah, the USDA Inspector, Walt Ferris.
Peter : I’ll kill him.
Kelly : MaCready, stop.
Kelly : This is buster. He’s our 650-pound Northe
American grizzly.
He was
7770, but.. But he’s been stressed out.
You
know, he’s moody. We had him on paxil, but can’t afford it.
So he’s
occasionally depressed. He can still ripyour arm off, though.
Ben : Hey, there, Buster. Are you missin’ the meds?
Whoa.
Kelly : This is Nathan. He does our water and feed.
Nathan : Hey, good to meet you.
Ben : Hi.
Lily : Talkin’ to the animals has to be done in a super
spesific way.
You know,
he doesn’t have it yet, but he’ll learn.
Where’d
you get your shoes?
And how
much did they cost?
You know,
we have one Target and it’s nine... Wait. Wait! Wait, wait!
Rosie : I thought they would roar like Solomon the Lion.
Kelly : No, tigers and lions are very different.
Tigers
don’t growl or roar, they chuff. Like... Yeah.
When you
chuff at them, they chuff back, see?
Try, go
on.
Dylan : Oh, my God.
Kelly : That guy there, that’s Spar. He’s our eldest.
He’s 17. He’s a Bengal tiger.
You
know, tigers have special sensors in the front of their two-inch canines.
They can
actually detect the pulse in your aorta.
So when
they attack, they bite you, take your pulse with their teeth, reposition those
suckers and boom, there goes your
carotid.
Rosie : Wow.
Kelly : Yeah.
So
there’s a few desicion you’ll have to make straightaway, Ben.
Ben : Benjamin. Ben was my dad.
Kelly : Spar, who you just met, the tiger?
He’s
gonna need some special care, so we have a large animal vet coming from San
Diego.
It’s
just that he’s a fortune to get here and...
Ben : That’s okay, I’ll pay.
Kelly : Well, no, he.. He’s also very old, so the truth
is, we don’t really know how much longer he’s got and I..
Ben : Just set it up. What else do we have?
Kelly : Rickety posts. Beak rot in the tortoises.
A weak
enclosure between the jaguars and the tigers.
They don’t
get along. We’ve..
Ben : Okay, why don’t we start with the posts.
Kelly : Okay, the posts.
Ben : The post in the cages?
Kelly : The post in what?
Look,
they’re not called cages, they’re called enclosures.
They
haven’t been called cages in like a century.
My brief
marriage, that was a cage.
Ben : Not mine.
Kelly : I have a question for you.
You’re
some random guy from the city.
No one
in the zoo community has ever heard of you.
You know
nothing about animals.
And
you’ve moved into a dump.
I mean,
what kind of regular person just up and buys a place like this?
Especiallly
somebody with kids. Why?
You have
no idea what we’ve been dealing with here.
We used
to have three times the staff. They all quit.
I’m 28.
Never go out. I’m here every day.
My
girlfriend, they text me, they;’re out livin’ their lives, meeting guys named
Brett,
And I’m
here shovellin’ shit. Bear shit!
I’m
pathetic! I had to move back in with my mother.
No one
gets paid, Ben..jamin.
We need
somebody who can really take charge of this place or else we and all these
animals are gone.
Ben : So your question is?
Kelly : Why did you buy this place?
Ben : Why not?
You
comin’?
(woman voice) Oh, my God! This is so fun!
..would you sleep with this man?
No! Kelly, would you sleep with this man?
Mermaid. A green-with-envy mermaid. He doesn’t walk with
lions.
Peter : He never cheated the Wall of Death!
No,
that’s true.
He..
hey..
It’s the
most dangerous animal in the forest. The adult boomer male. Well done! Yah!
Walter
Ferris. I’ll kill him!
I will,
I’ll kill him. I’ll cut off his head with a sword.
I’ll
kill him without a thought. And he stole $500 from me. Back in the 1980s!
He’s a
crook!
Rhonda : Hi, benjamin.
Peter : Your chair, sir.
He stole
all of my ideas. And gave them to the...
Kelly : Sloane Animal Park.
Peter : Sloane Animal Park!
My
visiona! My waste canals!
My..
Kelly : Moats?
Peter : My moats! And they shut us down.
Ben : Okay.
Peter : These are the thieves of the spirit.
Grands mother : Oh, MacCready
Nathan : MacCready’s gettin’ deep tonight!
Peter : Yeah, Deep inside, too!
Kelly : Here you go, boss.
Welcome
to your zoo, Benjamin Mee.
Ben : Thank you.
Nathan : He’ll never last.
Ben : You are gonna love your new enclosure.
Whoa,
okay, hey, hey. Hey, all right.
Not bad.
Actually, they’re.. They’re pretty docile.
Robin : Not at night.
Ben : You like to get a little wild at night, huh?
You get
a little crazy.
A little
crazy nighttime for the..
Oh man!
Robin : You all right, Boss?
Ben : Oh, man!
Robin : Listen, you’re not talkin’ to ‘em correctly, yet,
boss.
You
gotta be real with ‘em.
Ben : I’m never talkin’ to you again, you little asshole!
Robin : Now you’re talkin’ to ‘em. There you go.
Duncan : It’s great. I get it.
This whole spritual journey or whatever.
You know. We’re all in cages, man.
I love it. But, at the risk of stating the
obvious, you’re insane. Okay?
You’re drilling yourself into insane debt!
Kelly : you good?
Ben : Yeah, all good. Thanks.
Duncan : Who’s that?
Ben : That’s kelly.
Duncan : Holy shit. Okay.
Here’s the revised Duncan plan.
Dump the animals. Keep Kelly.
That’s true joy.
Ben : It’s about Rosie, man.
She is
happy here.
Duncan : Rosie is seven.
Just make her a nice zoo screensaver and
she’ll be just as happy.
Ben : Look. I’m tryin’ to give ‘em an aunthetic American
experience.
Duncan : And it ends with you authentically living on my
veloured couch with your two children.
I see you working in a filed, in Bolivia,
for angry men. With large mustaches.
Hey, back off.
Lily : What ya doin’?
You want a
sandwich?
Dylan : No. That’s okay.
Lily : How’d you get the nosebleed?
Dylan : I slipper on the roof and banged it.
Lily : It’s a weird house.
Dylan : Yeah.
Lily : I like your drawing.
Dylan : Thanks.
Lily : It’s little dark.
Where’s the
sun?
Dylan : There’s no sun in the underworld.
That I’m aware of.
Lily : I’m off at 4:00.
Dylan : Cool.
Lily : So I’ll come back every day at 4:15 and bring you
a sandwich.
Dylan : Okay.
Lily : Bye. Bye.
Dylan : Bye.
Rhonda : Mr. Mee? We’ve got the bill from the feed
company.
It’s little high, ‘cause somebody had them
deliver on a Saturday.
Lily : Hi.
Rhonda : More bad news. Sorry. And i’d go to the Target
if you want.
I’m not sure if all Dwyer’s clothes fit him.
Benjamin : Dylan. His name’s Dylan. His clothes are fine.
Rhonda : And I just have to say that I love this job.
But I keep getting calls on the overdrafts
of these checks.
You’re three weeks overdue on the
purchase...
Benjamin : Hey, guys. I forgot to buy butter.
How important is butter to this meal
tonight?
We’re gonna take a vote.
And remember, it’s nine miles each way to
the grocery store. Nine miles.
Nine miles there. Nine miles back.
So I think the question we need to ask
ourselves as a family is butter worth you dad driving 18 miles right now to get it? Let’s vote.
Kelly : Long day for you, Ben.
Benjamin : Long day for you.
You should go home. We’ll take over.
We’re good.
Dylan : Corn’s ready!
Benjamin : Eighteen miles for butter.
But I’m just tellin’ Kelly here that
she’s gotta..
She’s gotta go have some time to herself.
So, just tell me what, you know, just
give me a list of what to do, and I’ll do it.
Kelly : Are you sure?
Benjamin : Yeah, we got it.
Kelly : Okay. Spar has a.. A new meditation, so let me
just... Make sure that this gets in his food and he eats it all.
Benjamin : Okay.
Kelly : Turn off the light in the garage.
The
garage. There is a new shipment of exotic snakes, so just leave them in the
travel crates and I’ll put them in the
exhibit in the morning.
And the
monkeys need fruit as well.
Benjamin : Go home. Go out. Go to the city. Go find your
girlfriend.
Kelly : I think I’ll just find my pillow.
Benjamin : All right, good night.
Kelly : Night.
Oh! That
thing. You wanted me to remember that thing, and I..
Benjamin : Go home.
Kelly : Okay.
Benjamin : Nine point two miles.
So, technically, that’s 18.4 miles for butter.
Dylan : You know I found some, right?
Benjamin : All right, so Rosie and I’ll.. go ti the tiger
enclosure and give them some water.
Why don’t you just go over to the garage
and make sure the lights are off in the side room?
Dylan : Dad, I have a sick amount of homework to night.
Dad!
Benjamin : Get it done!
Come on, Spar, you gotta take your meds.
Rosie : He looks tired, Dad.
Benjamin : He’s gonna be okaty. Isn’t that right, buddy?
See that? He likes us.
Rosie : Dylan really loves you, you know?
Benjamin : I know.
Rosie : He’s just mad that his friends don’t visit him
here.
He
thought they would all visit. But nobody came.
Benjamin : Well, they will.
Rosie : Could you possibly point another fan at me?
Benjamin : You have three fans blowing on you.
Rosie : I like it.
Benjamin : I can’t even find you in there. You’re like a
Chilean miner.
We’re gonna have to go get Kelly and
maybe even get MacCready.
Dig you out. My goodness. There, it’s
Miss..
Rosie : Nobody else.
Benjamin : There’s Rosie. Was that a laugh?
What? Oh, no! Aha! Don’t.. Don’t look
now. You’re happy. Ha ha!
Your happy is too loud?
Uh-oh! Whose happy is loud?
Now what do we have here? It’s our old
friend.
I didn’t think this one was gonna make
the trip.
Rosie : Did Mama hurt a lot before she had to leave us?
Benjamin : Well.. Well, do you remember the night that we
were tucking you in, and you asked Mommy that?
No?
Rosie : No.
Benjamin : Well, she said... She said that it looked
worse than it felt.
Remember? She said sometimes people look
really sick but they don’t feel really sick.
Do you feel like you can’t see her?
Rosie : Yeah.
Benjamin : And you feel like you can’t hear her voice?
Rosie : Uh-huh. But I know what to do. Catch her spirit.
Benjamin : Catch the spirit. That’s right.
Rosie : Here it comes.
Benjamin : Okay. Look for it.
There you go. And put it in your heart.
It fell. Okay, get it. Hold in there.
Can you see her?
Rosie : Yeah.
Benjamin : Yeah? She’s never far away.
Rosie : Right there.
Benjamin : That’s right. Mommy would always be in your
heart and my shoulder.
Are you ready to go to bed?
Do you want to.. Do you want to keep
this? Okay.
Okay sweetheart. Good night.
Benjamin : Juice box. Yogurt and water. Goldfish, I have
Cereal bar for you. You’re late, dude.
Did you even read that book? Man...
Dylan : You’re funny with everyone else, but never with
me, which I find funny.
Benjamin : Well, you knw what I find funny?
I gotta drive you 40.000 miles to
school.
Here yougo, one, two. There you go.
And don’t think I don’t notice you just
changed the subject.
Rosie : Dylan likes Lily.
Dylan : Please, she’s way younger than me. She’s 12. It
doesn’t work like that.
Rosie : She’s about a foot taller.
Dylan : Don’t be a tiny person. I’m an idiot.
Benjamin : Dude! I’ll call Kelly.
This one seems really not happy with me.
Kelly : You got a big guy there.
Benjamin : Yeah.
Rosie : We live on a snake farm!
Peter : Okay. That’s a... Whoa. Come on.
Benjamin : Wow. Wow. Wow.
Yeah, I’m... Funny, funny.
Glad you guys are enjoyin’ yourselves.
I mean, how could ths happen, man? I
don’t even know how you did this!
Dylan : Dad, there’s nothin’ you could say to me that more harsh than what
I’m sayin’ to myself!
Benjamin : Well, I disagree!
I just want you to be happy, man.
Unless you don’t want to be happy.
Dylan : What is so great about being happy?
Benjamin : That’s you happy.
Dylan : I’m sorry I messed up the box of snakes.
Whatever!
Rosie : You’re not supposed to say that in this century.
Dylan : He’s so patronizing to me!
Benjamin : Nice word, hotshot!
Dylan : Yeah. Whatever!
Kelly : Now you’ll notice here that I am stringing this
cable right near the hock, right near the center.
So I’m
gonna have you string up this carcass in a tree.
It’s
good fot the tigers to feel like they’re searching for their food like they do
in the wild.
Benjamin : Awesome.
Kelly : Hey, I’m pretty sure this is none of my business,
but I noticed that your kid really pushes your buttons.
You give him a lot of rope.
I did
not appreciate the way he kicked the garter snake.
Benjamin : Hey, wait, I feel like I should be helping you
here.
Kelly : It’s all good.
Benjamin : Yeah, look, he’s 14, and he went through
somethin’ that no kid should ever have to g through, so I’m givin’
him a little bit of leeway.
Look, honestly, I don’t know.
I’m tryin’ to figure it out. There’s no
manual for what happened.
I mean, a minute ago, he was into paper
airplanes, and now he’s into portraits of decapitations.
And they’re really good.
Kelly : Yeah, well, what do I know? I still live with my
mother.
I’m not
good with people.
You’re
doing very well.
You
know, I expected you to be heading for the hills by now.
Benjamin : Well, we got through today.
Kelly : Yaeh, we got through today.
Lily : Mayday, mayday! Kelly, do you copy? Full alert!
Kelly : Copy, full alert. Contain the dark lord.
Benjamin : It’s Walter Ferris.
But no, no, no, no. He’s supposed to come
a week before we open for the inspection.
Kelly : Well, it looks like he’s decided to pay a hello
visit.
Benjamin : Yeah, but we’re not even close to ready.
Kelly : Look, just be yourself. This is life or death,
man.
Benjamin : Okay, got it.
Kelly : Keep MacCready away from him.
We don’t
need any blooshed today.
Peter : Let me out here!
Nathan : I’m sorry, MacCready!
The door seems to be stuck!
Ferris : Benjamin Mee. Walter Ferris.
Benjamin : Pleasure.
Our inspection happens a week before we
open, according to my information.
So I’ve asked for June 30th, which would
get us by July 7th. 7/7.
Ferris : I’m here for a pop by, Mr. Mee.
Benjamin : Great. Let’s schedule a pop by.
We’ve only just really arrived here, Mr.
Ferris.
Ferris : A pop by, Mr. Mee, is, by its very definition, a
suprise.
I’ll be taliking notes in preparation for the
actual inspection.
Benjamin : As will I.
Ferris : Now, we’re responsible for the upkeep,not just
the granting of licenses.
Welcome
to the business of live-animal maintenance, Mr. Mee.
It’s a
real fun party. Where’s you zookeeper?
Kelly : That’s me. Kelly.
Ferris : Hello, Kelly.
I have you down as an assistant. No
formal training?
Kelly : I move up.
Ferris : Oh!
Now why
would you buy this place?
I just
can’t get a handle on it.
Benjamin : Wow!
Benjamin : You know, actually quite a lot’s been written
about the innovative design of these enclosures built by Peter
MacCready.
Ferris : I know all about MacCready.
I’ve been coming here long before you.
And I know what’s in the jaguar, too.
You’re eight inches short.
Kelly : That’s regulation.
Ferris : New guidelines are being raised this year.
Raises the barrier heights, too.
I’d make that first priority, as well.
Ferris : I see one of these tigers is 17 years of age?
Benjamin : Yeah, that’s Spar, right here. He had a recent
bout with kidney disease. That’s in remission now.
We’re just dealin’ with a little bit of
hip dysplasia.
Ferris : Have you begun to draw up an end-of-life plan?
Part of the humane care of an animal is
preparing for the inevitable..
Benjamin : He’s fine.
We had the vet coma out from San Diego,
took a look at him.
So we’re all good there.
Ferris : The endgame on a big cat can be very costly.
Benjamin : I understand, but we’re not there yet.
Thank you for your concern.
Ferris : I guess I just don’t understand how you can call
this place home.
Benjamin : : You know what? Like this. It’s our home.
Ferris : Where is my old friend MacCready?
Peter : Where is Ferris?
Benjamin : Okay, he gave us 12 top-priority items, two
medium-priority. We have one month.
How much of this can we get done in a
month?
Peter : I’ll kill him! Ferris!
Benjamin : I mean, how much is this gonna cost?
Robin : I’m ginna have to go take a look around.
You
know, go through it in an itemized way, but,
I mean,
you’re gonna have to put some more skin in the game, boss.
Benjamin : How much?
Robin : I’d say you’re lookin’ at about a buck fifty
here. Maybe a buck.
Benjamin : Okay.
Rosie : A dollar fifty?
I have
that.
Benjamin : Good, go get it. We’re gonna need it.
Rosie : Good.
Benjamin : Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
I’m just gonna take a little walk and wrap
my brain around this one.
Robin : Well, Ferris lusts you.
Kelly : I’m not takin’ one for the team, if that’s what
you’re gettin’ after.
Robin : I’m not gettin’ after anything like that. No way.
It’s a
shame about the new boss, huh?
He just
got here and he’s already thinkin’ of quittin’.
Kelly : Why are you saying that?
Robin : That is the posture of a quittin’ man.
Benjamin : Ferris that son of a bitch!
Robin : Wow,
Benjamin : It’s the wrong day for this to be happening,
man.
I got your sister home sick from school.
And you, I mean... How do they send
someone home early for moodiness?
Dylan : I don’t know. It’s a sensitive school.
Buster?
Benjamin : Dyl, can you hand me my phone?
It is in the center console.
Dylan : Got it.
Benjamin : Kelly. Benjamin.
Kelly : Full and total lockdown! Buster!
Nathan : We’re comin’ up the foothill.
Kelly : He’s off the street and up in the woods!
Lily : Buster!
Benjamin : I’ll take this side of the hill!
Kelly : I called the vet from San Diego!
He’ll be
here with the big van, but it’ll be expensive!
Benjamin : I’ll pay whatever it takes!
We can’t handle the publicity of an
escape! It’ll ruin us.
Nathan : Buster! I know you’re out there! Buster!
Benjamin : Hey Buster. Let’s just hang out.
Pretend we’re at the zoo.
Buster, this is a big gun and I don’t
want to shoot you.
Holy shit.
Nathan : You got a shot? I’ve got one.
Peter : He’s been hit by a powerful tranquilizer!
Don’t
move, Mr. Mee! He might be faking it.
Nathan : Way to go, Mr. Mee!
Benjamin : I got him.
Peter : That’s how you talk to him, Benjamin.
Kelly : Yeah Kelly Foster. Ben contained him, so he’s
fine.
Peter : He was toyin’ with you, my boy.
That’s
what they do before you become chips and salsa.
Benjamin : I saw him up here on the hill by himself.
Utterly free.
Peter : You were blessed.
Benjamin : I want to make his enclosure bigger.
Peter : Bigger?
Benjamin : Bigger, we need it much bigger.
Peter : Well, you’re the man.
You’re
the man who just started down a 750-pound North American grizzly.
Veteranian : It looks like Buster is gonna be okay.
I take Visa. I prefer MasterCard.
Kelly : To Benjamin. Our local hero.
Nathan, Peter & Rhonda : Benjamin! Yaeh!
Other employer : Mr. Mee!
Benjamin : Stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Thank you.
Lily : I love that you were named after Bob Dylan.
Bob Dylan.
Do you hear
that sound? Those re lemurs.
They’re
primates, they sound like people laughing in the distance.
Dylan : They freak me mout.
You sound like a lemur. What!
Benjamin : : I’m
worried Lily’s gonna hurt Dylan.
Kelly : No, it’s gonna be the other way around.
Benjamin : Well, how do you figure that?
Kelly : ‘Cause she’s a farm girk, Ben... jamin.
And,
he’s like this exotic creature from the city.
Benjamin : Exotic? My son?
Kelly : Yes.
Benjamin : I was afraid you thought he was a little a bit
of a jerk.
Kelly : I’m guessing that Rosie was more like your wife and Dylan’s more
like you and that’s why you’re so hard on him.
Benjamin : I want you to know, I think you’re incredibly
pretty.
Please, don’t take offense if I don’t hit
on you.
Kelly : I’d be offended if you did.
Benjamin : Good.
Kelly : I’m a big fan of people being exactly who they
are.
Benjamin : Exactly.
Kelly : So we think alike.
Benjamin : We do.
Kelly : And if I wanted to be kissed by you, you wouldn’t
have a choice.
Benjamin : Thank you. I thnik.
I don’t doubt that. What did we just
say?
Kelly : I don’t know.
Benjamin : Okay.
Kelly : It’s a lot to take on. All of us.
I’ll see
you tomorrow, righy?
Rhonda : It hurts me to tell youthis.
I’ve been checking his bills. The zoo
account is empty.
He has no more money. He has no idea whet
he’s doing.
He is going to end up selling this place to
somebody for cheap.
For the land alone. That’s right, Robin!
I am warning you now. Behind that front is a
front.
Benjamin Mee is fraud!
Benjamin : Hey.
Duncan : What else you got?
It’s a bad idea. Let me call you back.
Benjamin : You gotta look at this. She left a deposit
slip.
And it led me to that.
Duncan : Let’s go.
Do you know what she did for you?
Benjamin : I think
so.
Duncan : She knew exactly what you would do.
You’d make a bad investment, need to start
over, and have to have a cushion.
$84,000, man,
Benjamin : Oh, my God.
Duncan : $84.0000. It’s unbelievable.
She’s still lookin’ out for you, man.
She calls it your circus money.
Benjamin : Circus
money, yeah.
Duncan : This next part’s kind of hurtful.
Benjamin : Yeah.
Duncan : It says, “Listen to your heart, not your
brother.”
Benjamin : I know, I read that. She loved you, man.
Duncan : She used three exclamation marks.
Benjamin : She loved you.
Duncan : Well, I can see why you still carry the torch.
Benjamin : Yeah, but with $84,000, we’ll cut a few
corners, but I know we can make the inspection.
Duncan : No, Benji.
Here’s what she’s saying.
You’re free. You realize that. Listen.
Benji.
You did it, man. You went to the circus.
You changed Dylan and Rosie’s lives.
They’re gonna have those memories forever.
But staying here and going down in flames,
that’s not what Katherine wanted.
She wante you to be free.
This money is your ticket out.
And if you won’t listen to your brother,
the accountant, then listen to your wife who clearly planned a
financial future for you.
Benjamin : Okay.
Lily : Here.
Dylan : Thanks.
Lily : I hear you may not be staying here much longer.
Dylan : Seriously?
Lily : Yeah.
But if you still want to be your friend, you know, I’ll still be your
friend.
I mean,
there are still cars and all.
Dylan : Well, yeah, of course, but are you for real with
this?
Oh, yes! This is fantastic. Im goin’
home. See my friends.
Lily : Hey, listen, I gotta go.
Don’t tell
anybody what I heard, okay?
Dylan : Sure! Thanks!
You don’t have to leave so fast.
I’m goin’ home.
Robin : It’s Rhonda. She’s leavin’ for some job in Mexico and she just
turned everybody against you.
They’re all in there. Says you don’t have any
more money, man.
She says you’re a fraud.
Benjamin : I got it.
Well... I want to say it has been an
amazing experience here.
Each of you, I’ve come to know in some
small way.
But the financial climate being what it
is, I think none of us thought we’d..
Well.. I don’t know how to say this.
I’ve been an adventure addict my whole
life. With no big regard for cost.
With.. Well, with no regard for cost.
Basically, I was just an observer and a
writer.
But this is my first real adventure.
And I just want to say that it’s been the
best one of all because it’s personal.
And thanks to my Katherine, the money
came through.
So, I don’t know what you’ve heard, but I
am able to say, though I don’t have a lot,
I do have enough to get us by. And if you
stick with me, I will give this everything.
But I will need everything from you and
we are going to reopen this zoo.
It is the best job in the world. And it’s
gonna take everything to make it work.
So don’t... Don’t give up on our adventure.
Kelly : Well, that’s good enough for me.
Lily : Me, too.
Robin : Done, man.
Benjamin : All right. Whoo!
Nathan : Yeah.
Benjamin : Circus money, man.
Our adventure is just beginning.
Duncan : That’s not what I meant.
Benjamin : I know. And Rhonda?
I wish you the best in Mexico.
Rhonda : I don’t speak Spanish.
Benjamin : Adiós.
All right.
Peter : Cut!
Robin : All right!
Peter : Almost there, Buddy!
Kelly : You just get that hat
So you woke up this morning
and you thought to yourself...
Benjamin : It’s cold.
Kelly : “I’m gonna put on this hat.”
Benjamin : Why? What do I look like
in the hat?
Benjamin : I think Spar will like these.
All right, do we need anything else while
we’re in the land of people?
Rosie : Nope. I’m good.
Benjamin : Yeah?
Rosie : How come you don’t tell stories anymore?
Benjamin : Well, because we’re livin’ the story.
Rosie : I wish we could tell Mom that.
Benjamin : You don’t think Mom knows?
Rosie : I know she knows.
Benjamin : Me, too.
Cashier : Okay. $74.39.
I don’t come up with the prices.
Benjamin : No, it’s not the prices. It’s me.
It’s really well worn.
Rosie : It might not work.
Benjamin : It’ll work.
It..It’ll work.
Cashier : No, no, no,
It’s just that it says “Rosemoor Animal
Park”.
Benjamin : That’s the one.
Cashier : You work there?
Benjamin : I do, and I also own it. Strange but true.
Rosie : We bought a zoo!
Benjamin : Throttle down.
Cashier : I love that zoo!
Benjamin : Really?
Cashier : Oh, my... We used to go there all the time!
Is it gonna open again soon?
Benjamin : Yes. We’re gonna open in a few days.
We’re goin’ for he 7th, 7/7.
Cashier : 7/7. Well, you know what? I’m gonna be there.
You reserve me nine tickets, ‘cause I’m
gonna bring the in-laws.
And maybe we could feed a couple of ‘em to
the tigers.
Benjamin : Thank you so much.
Cashier : I’m sorry. Mister! Your bulbs.
Benjamin : Thank you.
Cashier : Thank you. 7/7
Benjamin : 7/7
Benjamin : You want to hear somethin’ crazy?
I think we’re gonna be okay.
Come onn man, we talked about this.
You gotta eat that food to get all the
meds.
You know, there’s a major buzz waitin’
for you inside that meat.
Your neorotransmitters are gonna be
firin’ all the way to the moon and back.
You’ll be dating seven-year-olds.
. Have every house cat from here to El
Cajon.
Buddy, if you don’t eat the food and you
don’t get medicine, it all goes downhill very fast.
I’m tellin’ you the truth. Trust me.
Come on, man, we’re almost there.
You gotta stick with me.
We got opening day comn’ up.
He’s fine. He’s okay.
Benjamin : Hey.
Kelly : He got up there and can’t come down.
Benjamin : Okay, can we use the ladder?
Kelly : We tried luring with food.
He’s gotta come down from
there.
He’s gotta eat his food,
he’s gotta drink water, he’s gotta take his medication. He’s dehydrated.
I mean, we’ve gotta get
him into the enclosure.
Benjamin : Are the other two inside?
Kelly : Benjamin!
Benjamin : Look, if he moves to attack me, at least he’ll be moving, right?
He’s slow, I can outrun him.
Kelly : It’s not a bullfight.
Robin : Benjamin! I think it’s time.
Benjamin : For what?
Robin : He’s ready. Let’s call the vet.
You’re the owner. You have to okay this.
Benjamin : No, man.
Look, this doesn’t feel right.
Kelly : Benjamin, it never feels right.
Peter : Stuck?
Kelly : Yeah, stuck. He’s stuck.
Anybody, ideas?
Lily : Loud noises scare the big cats.
Kelly : Loud noises scare the big cats.
Benjamin : Wait. Hold on. We can scare him into goin’ back in.
Kelly : That;s a good idea. All right, when I give the signal..
Benjamin : Hey, hold on a sec.
Kelly : ... you guys just yell, scream, make as much noise as possible.
Spar gonna hate it, but
maybe he’ll come down.
I don’t know. It’s our
only option.
Benjamin : Hold on.
Kelly : So, guys, get pots, pans, stuff like that, okay?
Peter : Nathan? Nathan, go to two.
Nathan? Nathan, wake up!
Robin : come on get off!
Peter : Get off of there, Spar!
Nathan : We love you, Spar!
Benjamin : Come on! Come on, Spar! Come on down!
Rhonda : Come on, honey, come down for us!
All employer : Come on, get down, Spar! Get down!
Kelly : Come on, Spar! Come on, come on!
Benjamin : Get down off the rock, Spar!
Come down!
Come on, hotshot, come on!
Would you just do what’s good for
you? Will you listen and get off the
rock?
Would you just listen sometimes and do
what’s good for you?
Peter : Come on, Spar! Come on!
Benjamin : You’re an animal! You can’t do this to me!
Kelly : Come on, baby!
That’s it! That’s it,
that’s it! Go, go there!
Benjamin : Get off the rocks! Get off the rock!
Do you think I want to do this by myself?
Do you think I want to come out here and
drag you out here?
I did it because I was desperate!
Kelly : Benjamin!
Benjamin : Hey, look, I’m feelin’ a real lack of privacy right now.
Like, maybe we’re all a bit in each
other’s pockets.
Kelly : Can’t you see his legs? He’s suffering, man.
He’s in a lot of pain. I
can’t stand to watch it.
I know him. I see it.
Benjamin : Yeah, I mean, I know him.
Kelly : Hey! Hey.
He’s in so much pain.
They can’t tell you, but
they show you. You know, they show you.
Benjamin : Well, hang on. What is all the cheering about, then? He’s okay.
Kelly : It’s going to happpen.
Benjamin : He’s better.
Kelly : It’s going to happen.
Benjamin : Don’t repeat it to me like I’m a kid.
Kelly : It’s going to happen. You’ve never done this before!
You don’t know how this
goes!
Benjamin : I know exactly how this goes.
Kelly : And I invite you to tell me about that sometime.
But this is a rookie
mistake. I’ve been with him for 13 years
You can’t see how selfish
this is to extend this?
Come on, you’re to smart
not to.
Benjamin : I’m saying, we just let him live for a couple more weeks.
Get him some medicine and invest in a
little bit of hope!
Kelly : No, I can’t stand by and watch this happen!
I’m not gonna do it!
Benjamin : Well, it’s not up to you.
Kelly : It’s gonna happen.
Don’t make me get angry. ‘
Benjamin : Cause thet would just be so terrible, if you got angry.
Kelly : You know what the right thing to do is!
I’m so disappointed in
you.
Benjamin : Well, you don’t even know me well enough to say that!
Rosie : Hi, Lucy. When are you gonna have those babies?
Kelly : Hey, Rosie, Your dad around?
Rosie : He said he was goin’to think. He does that sometimes.
Kelly : You guys makin’ dinner?
Dylan : No.
Kelly : Well, let me help you.
I’ll order a pizza or
something.
Dylan : No, look, it’s fine.
Look, Dad’ll be back soon.
He’s just having a mood.
Kelly : Yeah? How long do those last?
Dylan : A couple years.
Rosie : Pizza. Pizza,pizza, pizza.
Dylan : Smells good.
Kelly : Good job.
Rosie : Thank you.
Kelly : You miss Lily?
Dylan : Me? No
Kelly : I bet you put all your feelings into your drawing?
Dylan : Nah, not really.
I guess I just can’t talk
to girls that well?
Kelly : Weel, taklin’ to girls is easy. They’ll tell you everything.
The secret to talking is
listening.
Ben : I thought if I came out here it would stop. Back home, every place
reminded me of her.
Filipe’s on Third Street.
Balboa Park. Little Dom’s, the coffe shop, that... That’s the big one.
I mean,
the air, the way it smelled in May and August, because those were the months
that her favorite bushes
grew flowers all over our neighbourhood. They’re all trigers, man.
And it got
better for a while. I mean, it... It did, out here.
But the
funny thing is that it just turn out that she’s here, too.
I mean, I go to Home Depot.
I go to the nine-miles-away Target.
Kelly : We need a new store.
Ben : And seriously, I’m avoiding half the aisles. Condiments. Pastries,
forget about it.
She loved red kites and
blueberry Pop-Tarts. I mean, who doesn’t, right?
Kelly : Who doesn’t?
Ben : If only I could talk to her about getting over her.
Kelly : Yeah.
Ben : And most of all, it’s the kids. They’re the best triggers of all.
I mean, Dylan. His eyes.
You know, I’ve only seen
that expression in somebody’s eyes once in my life.
And the way he just drives
me nuts he makes me crazy. Denies me, frustates me.
And all the time, he’s
looking at me with her eyes. And none of her lightness.
What I’ve figures out is
that when you love somebody that much, that hard, that long,
You can never get away from
them no matter where you go. And that only comes once in a lifetime.
Just can’t get a handle on
it. I cannot let go.
Kelly : I can.
Sleep well, benjmin. Sweet
dreams.
Dylan : I get it now, okay?
I get why you can’t stand
me!
Ben : Okay. All right.
Dylan : No. At least now I know the real reason why you hate me!
Look, I heard you admit it
to her. Like you were talking about cornflakes.
You hate me!
Ben : I hate you? Wait a second.
Okay we’ve had problems,
man, but we’re figurin’ it out, okay?
Dylan : That is bullshit! Admit it! You wish I wasn’t here!
With that expression in
my eyes? I heard you!
Ben : Hold on! Enough with the drama! All right?
Knock it off! You misheard
me!
Dylan : I can’t stand it here! Look, can’t you see that?
Ben : No, but thank you for telling me, again! I keep forgetting! It’s all
about you!
Why don’t I just pack us up?
We’ll just go on the road together.
We could be hobos.
Dylan : Because you wasted all our money! Some of that belonged to me, Dad!
Ben : I didn’t waste our money. I thought you liked it here.
And i’m sorry, I thought
your friends would come out and visit you, man.
I called them all myself and
I invited ‘em.
And I’m sorry, I thought you
and Lily were friends. I thought, I thought, I thought...
I thought this was... I mean, I thought you liked me!
I thought this was a dream
come true for us!
Dylan : It’s your dream! You can’t force a dream onto someone else, Dad!
Ben : Yes, I can. I ca force a dream on you!
Dylan : Why are you yelling?
Ben : Because it’s a good dream!
And it’s got cool anomals in
it and some pretty great people, too!
And because I’m your father
and I’m the only one you’ve got!
And the line of people in
this world who really care about you ends here!
So stop moping around this
place, man! And pick up a shovel and dig a hole!
Do something! You just sit
here and feel sorry for yourself, man!
Help me with your sister!
Help me, damn it!
Dylan : Help me, damn it! Help me!
Ben : I’m sorry that your mother got sick when she did. Believe me.
I’m sorry that you didn’t
get more childhood, man. That’s how that one went.
But we live with a
seven-year-old girl who still believes in the Easter Bunny.
What are we gonna do?
Dylan : You never ask me how I’m doin’.
You never taught me how to
shave.
Ben : What, you want to know how to shave?
I would love to teach how to
shave! Let’s shave!
Rosie : What about the Easter Bunny?
Ben : Is it time?
What happened with you and
Lily?
Dylan : I don’t know.
I guess I didn’t listen to
something she told me or somethin’?
I mean, I liked her.
It’s like you embarass
yourself if you say something, and you embarrass yourself if you don’t.
Ben : I like when you talk.
You know, sometimes all you
need is 20 second of insane courage.
Just, literally 20 seconds
of just embarassing bravery.
And I promise you, something
great will come of it.
Dylan : I never know what to say to you.
Ben : I’m the same way.
Why don’t we just tell each
other what we wish the other guy would say?
Dylan : “I’m sorry I brought you out to the sticks.”
Ben : “You’re a great dad.”
Dylan : You did your best, Dad. He knows that.
Ben : Okay.
Dylan : Come on, Dad. Let’s go home.
Ben : That looks good, buddy. You in your prime.
You would have done the same
for me. Why not?
Ben : Hey, I need you for a second. I gotta...
Dylan : Sure.
Ben : ...borrow your artist’s eye.
You gotta tell me what you
think about this.
Not bad? Huh?
Dylan : Where are you putting this?
Ben : I don’t know. I was thinkin’ maybe everywhee.
I’m your fan, man. Don’t you
know that by know?
Rosie : Dad? Dad, the peacocks are hatching!
Dylan : Did you give ‘em all names, Rosie?
Rosie : Mm-hmm
Dylan : Which one’s that one right there?
Rosie : Lucy. Wait, not Lucy. Peaches.
Ben : Peaches. How do you keep ‘em all straight?
You have three named
Peaches.
Ben : Would somebody just get my
tranq gun?
My brother can’t take no
for answer.
Duncan : Not why I’m here, bro. I talked to MacCready. Hello, children.
I ask him if you guys needed any help. In
the trunk of this car is haddock.
Two hundred pounds’ worth. For Bruno.
Ben : Buster.
Duncan : Whatever.
Ben : Are you serious?
Duncan : No. Serious is the smell in that car.
I started questioning my entire being back
there on the 405.
It was like Altered States. I saw an iguana
and dwarf Indian.
Ben : Aw, Dunc.
Duncan : All right. Come on. Got an inspection tomorrow.
Ben : So we do.
Duncan : So we do.
Peter : Duncan, Duncan, Duncan! That defeats its own purpose!
Robin : What you got her painting there, Rosie?
Rosie : Ladybug.
Dylan : Wait,
Ben : Behold, Mac. Our new logo.
Kelly : You got it?
Robin : Yeah. It fits.
Peter : Now it’s official.
Kelly : Love our logo, she’s a beaut.
Ben : Did I look like that?
Peter : Worse.
Ben : Wow. It’s humilitating. You seem really calm.
Have you been drinking?
Peter : All night long.
Ben : Thanks for that.
Peter : Any time.
Ben : Okay. Well, this is it.
I want everyone to stay off
their walkies.
If anybody has any problem,
I don’t want to hear about it until after Walter Ferris is gone. Got it?
All right, here we go. Here’s
to us.
Mr. Ferris. Welcome bck to
the Rosemoor Animal Park Adventure.
Ferris : It’s an adventure now?
Ben : Well, to be precise, sir, it always was.
Ferris : Hello, MacCready.
Peter : Hello.
Ferris : How are you?
Peter : On my best behavior.
Ferris : I like the jumpsuit.
Peter : Love the tie.
Ferris : Thank you.
Rosie : Wait for me, Dad.
Ferris : Well, that’s one way to do it.
Moist.
Kelly : MacCready, I would love it if you could come and meet me by
Solomon’s enclosure. Bye.
Ferris : Let’s go see Solomon’s enclosure.
Kelly : We’re sunk. We’re doomed. Come, MacCready, please come, please.
Thank God you’re here.
I asked you so politely, I
didn’t think you’d come.
Peter : And that’s why I came. You’re never that polite. What’s up?
Kelly : The lock is broken and I feel like the only way..
Oh, God, the only way to
fix it is to jimmy it from the inside.
Peter : I made this lock.
Kelly : We’re going to fail this inspection.
Peter : We’re not gonna fail it. You’re going to calm down.
Kelly : Yes, I am.
Peter : What are you gonna do to help?
Kelly : I’m gonna distract him from the other side of this enclosure and
you’re gonna not get eaten!
All right, it’s gonna be
fine.
Okay, Hey, hey, Solomon!
Who’s a handsome boy?
Come on, Solomon. Come on,
baby! Over here. Ooh! Hey!
Solomon! Can you hear me?
Come on, Solomon, come on,
baby!
Ben : Hey, do you want somethin’ to drink?
Ferris : I don’t drink.
Ben : Well, not even water?
Ferris : Do you have any idea what they put in water?
Kelly : Over here. Hey, good boy, good Solomon! Good Solomon! Good boy!
Good boy!
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a
good boy? Who’s a handsome boy? Keep working!
Hurry up! Would you hurry
up? I can only keep his attention for so long!
Hi, boy! Hi, boy! Fix it,
fix it, would you?
Peter : I like to work in silence!
Sheep farts in aspic!
Kelly : I.. No,no,no! Wait! Solomon! Solomon! Come here! Come here! Come
here! Come here!
Oh, God! Don’t turn
around. Don’t turn around! Turn around. Turn around!
Peter : You don’t want me! I am filled with Scotch and bitterness and
impure thoughts!
Kelly : I can hear Ferris right now! MacCready!
Peter : Got it.
Kelly : Okay.
Ben : Afternoon, Solomon!
Rosie : Hey Mister, Everybody says you’re dick. I don’t know what that
means, but I don’t believe it.
Ferris : I don’t think it’s gonna work. But good luck.
Ben : Yes!
All employer : Yes!!
Ben : Hey, listen. I want to see you here opening day.
Ferris : I don’t fraternize, Mr. Mee. I’m sure i’ll have plenty of reports.
Kelly : We did it!
Duncan : We win!
Ben : Yeah!
Duncan : Kelly!
Way to go, Benji!
Ben : I told you!
Duncan : Whoo!
Duncan : So, Ernesto and his friends are plastering posters everywhere
within a 20-mile radius.
Ben : What happens if nobody comes?
Duncan : What?
Ben : What happen if literally we did this whole thing for nothing?
Duncan : Come on, give me a break. You’ve come this far. Huh?
Peter : We walk with lions.
Duncan : Good aim.
I’m gonna say this one more time, buddy. I
like the animals, but I love humans.
You do somethin’ for the right reasons,
nothing can stop you.
Dylan : Twenty seconds of courage. 20 seconds of courage. Okay. Okay.
Lily : Hi
Dylan : Hi. Look, am I nuts to say that I missed you like crazy a lot? A
lot.
Plus, I wasn’t named after
Bob Dylan. I was named after a dog named Dylan.
Lily : I don’t even care. Who cares? Sorry about the rain.
Dylan : No, I love it.
I love you hair. I loved
you sign, Lily. I love you.
Presenter : The precipitation tonight is just a hint of what’s yet to come!
I would definitely put this on your
summer t-do list.: get an umbrella.
Or
better yet, just stay indoors.
Look, my cameraman just handed me his
umbrella.
Betsy, we’re told that this is gonna be the
wettest summer in over 100 years!
Back to you guys in your cozy little
studio.
Ben : A hundred years.
Kelly : Nathan, we’re running out of yams and monkey chow.
Can you check on the
invoice order?
Duncan : Yeah. Take it all. Just
like Sheila did.
Radio : On this Jult 6th, 2010, reports of the power lines down as this
record storm continues.
Very heavy rain and plenty
of lightning continue throughout the week.
Ben : Dylan?
Rosie : Dylan! Dad!
Ben : Dyl?
Dylan : I see it.
Ben : Okay. Get ready.
Whoa! Wait a minute, turn
around. Let me see.
What? The hair, what
happenes to the hair?
Kelly : French braids. Big in the ‘90s.
Ben : Nice, very nice.
Kelly : They’re gonna be here today, Benjamin. I know it.
10:00, this place’ll be
packed.
Ben : Okay, well, we all know that I stink at speeches, so I won’t even
try.
If Katherine were here,
she would have come up with somethin’ really funny and clever for me to say,
And I’d have taken full
credit.
It’s not about where an
adventure ends, ‘cause that’s not what an adventure’s about.
So anything that happen
from here on out is a bonus. And I love you guys.
Peter : Okay! Let’s open the gates! It’s a zoo!
Duncan : Yes it is.
Rosie : What time is it?
Duncan : 10:02
Dylan : They should be here.
Ben : Patience, my son. Patience.
Duncan : No, he’s right. They should be here.
Ben : Look, maybe it’s supposed to be this way. I don’t know.
May be it’s supposed to take
a while.
Dylan : Dad, something’s wrong.
Ben : Dylan?
Dylan : No, something’s wrong!
Ben : Dyl!
Dylan : The tree fell down in the rain last night!
They couldn’t have gotten
through even if they were here.
Ben : Welcome! Come on, come on,
we’re open!
Hi, there. Good morning.
Welcome, welcome.
Come on, hi. Watch you
step.
Visitor : I’m so glad you’re open.
Kelly : Thank you for coming.
Ben : Thank you.
Visitor : Easy. Good morning.
Lily : Let me help you there. I gotcha!
Visitor : Good Morning.
Ben : There you go. I got ya. Of course, we have lions, man.
Visitor : Hey,man, how are ya?
Ben : Kelly, how’s it looking for the giraffes?
Visitor : How’s your family?
Rosie : Great to see you.
Kelly : Welcome to Rosemoor Animal Park.
Rhonda : Would you like a brochure?
Kelly :: Hey, guys, thanks for coming out and welcome to your zoo.
As you can see, the tigers
know that you’re here, so they’re showing off today.
A couple of interesting
facts about the tigers.
Rosie : Peafowl are very resilient animals.
This is Lucy and Wesley,
and Peaches.
Realtor : And this is Solomon.
Realtor and his sons : Hi, Solomon!
Robin : Hey, brother, you need a map?
Visitor : Sure. Thanks.
Robin : It’s all right. It doesn’t hurt that bad.
Visitor : Good job.
Ben : Thank you.
Visitor : Thanks for saving the animals.
Ben : Thank you. Thanks.
Visitor : Good job.
Ben : Home Depot.
Visitor ( Cashier) : Well done.
Kelly : We’re out of tickets.
Ben : Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I ordered early for August.
I have ‘em. Yeah, got ‘em.
Got ‘em.
Kelly : Great.
I got a big crush on you,
and I just can’t get a handle on it, so. Congratulations.
Ben : Congratulations to you.
Kelly : And if we’re standing near each other on New Year’s, we’ll do this
again somtime.
Ben : I look forward to New Year’s.
~+~
Rosie : Look over here, guys. Just be yourself. This one’s for Spar.
Say, “Peaches.”
Dylan &: Ben : Peaches
Dylan : All right. Give me that camera. Say, “Spar.”
Rosie & Ben : Spar.
Ben : And one more of me just throwing her over.
Rosie : Dump me there inside the fence.
Dylan : Ready, one, two three.
Lily : If you had to choose between people and animals, really quick, how
would you choose?
Rosie : I want to get a shot of that. I’ll get a close on your nose.
Lily : Me, too. People!
Kelly : You goofball.
Ben : We bought a zoo.
Duncan : We did that.
Ben : Do you remember what you told me when I was a kid?
Duncan : You only have to be courageous for 20 seconds.
Ben : It has guided me my entire life.
Dylan : All right. Ladies first.
Rosie : Where are we going?
Ben : Now, hang on. So, okay. Stop.
She was right there. This
is the moment where both of you became a possibility.
Rosie : I love that you’re telling stories again.
Ben : This is the sory before the story. This is where you and you begin.
Because this is where I met
your mom. She was sitting right there in that chair.
Hang on. Hey, hey. So, I was
walkin’ by.
And I saw her and I
literally stopped, like this, just stopped. And went,
“Oh, my God. That is the
most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life.”
But I’ve never done anything
like this. I’d never gone and talked to a total stranger before.
But she was right there. And
so I thought to myself, “20 seconds.” Right? Go.
Now I’m in the restaurant.
And i’m terrified. Thinkin’ about leaving.
I can actually touch her.
She’s right there. She still hasn’t seen me.
And I still have 15 seconds
of courage left. I’m goin’ for it. Bravery.
Here’s what I said.
Dylan : What?
Ben : I said, “Excuse me.”
Dylan : Hi, Mom.
Rosie : Hi, Mommy.
Ben : “Why would an amazing woman like you even talk to someone like me?”
Katherine : Why not?
Ben : Matt Damon
Dylan : Collin Ford
Rosie : Maggie Elizabeth Jones
Lily : Elle Fanning
Katherine : Stphanie Szostak
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